Quotes list for Kalbintion

IDQuote Text
1 "Oh, what, oh, wait, dammit!" - Kalbintion 2014
2 "It'll buff out" -Dmoice
3 "The quack is real" -Dmoice
4 "god dammit ai!" -everyone, ever.
5 "Obey the damn pings and get the fuckin health Mason!" - Kalbintion 2014
6 "I told you it was to big" - Mason 2013
7 "No turtles! I am your master!" - 2014
8 "My pelvis is a trap!"- Noah 2014
10 "As hard as those dragons were, the chickens... Oh god the chickens" - Kalbintion 2014
11 "I've been trying to get away from blocky designs" -Kal, 2014 (Stream 'a Day #17)
12 "I live in Iowa, why do you want to come to Iowa? We just have corn" - Kalbintion 2014
13 "I AM the ship", Kalbintion 2-14
14 "If God didn't want us to enjoy [a baseball to the nuts], he wouldn't have given [us the power of friendship"] - Kalbintion
15 "I would love to have years of experience having sex with a dragon" - Lambboni 2014
16 "We're gonna need a bigger BROTHER!" - Mason 2014
17 "I have a crown so that makes me king"-Kalbintion 2014
18 "It's been a long time since I've played with you, Dmoice..." Kalbintion 2014
19 "Dammit i just got off behind him... wait" Lambboni 2014
20 "I have 9 tanks of oil, heavy, light and lubricant." - Mason, trying to remember what Kal said
23 "Oh my god, the chests are chests" TaitFox 2014
24 "I did banana hammock, I WASTED BANANA HAMMOCK" - Lambboni 2014
25 "WHAT! WHAT, HOW DID 'FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON' NOT WIN!?" - Lambboni 2014
26 "My childhood, NOOOOOOOOO" - Lambboni 2014
27 "I MADE A MISTAKE." -AJRainbowz 2014
28 "Aids" - Kalbintion 2014
29 "Man, I really have to piss" - Mason 2014
30 "Hmm, I guess no one will ever quote me on anything... They're too lazy to quote things and just make me do it instead" - Theaiconcept, 2014
31 "Your killing me with aids." -Theaiconcept, 2014
32 "Well, I didn't have aids so..." - Kalbintion 2014
33 "this book just makes me visualize words on a page, i dont care the curtains are blue!" kalb 2015
34 "The cow says quack"-Dmoice
35 "Add the D command..." Kalbintion 2015
36 "speeds awesome..." Kalb 2015
37 "I can kinda sorta suck my own dick" - DJ, 2015
38 "no, I had erectile dysfunction." ~Lamb, 2015, Day 164
39 "I at least wanted the terrorists to win!" ~Lambboni 2015, Day 163
40 "I think it had it on the lube too..." -Lambboni 2015, day 163
41 "why am i eating wood?" -lamb 2015
42 "If i miss this shot i'm fucked... fuck, fuck... I'm fucked... Oh I got it!" -Kalb 2015
43 "I'm not going down without a fight! Fuck, yes I am" - Uxem, 2015
44 "Speaking of penis cactus..." - Kalbintion, 2015
45 "my balls are ready" ~ tait
46 "God dammit Lamb, you passed on the herpes to Noah" - Rainbow, 2015
47 "Dont worry, I have a NEW plan..." - Ace, 2015
48 "i was gonna do that to him, except from behind" -noah
49 "hahahahahahaha!!!" ~that one girl
50 "Yes, because I was ejaculating into an insulin pump." ~Lambboni, 2015
51 "I was all of the homo!" ~Lambboni, 2015
52 "I was all of the homo!" ~Marcus, 2015
53 "No one expects Linky, because he doesn't talk" ~Lambboni, 2015
54 "You're hard, I mean..." - TaitFox, 2015
55 "I'm always hard Tait" - Lambboni, 2015
56 "Mind your shut ups!" - TaitFox, 2015
57 "Damn 2 inches flaccid!" - Lamb, 2015
58 "Open your balls! I wanna see your open balls!" - Nick, 2015
59 "I wanna see your genitals, your genitals, your genitalia" - Nick, 2015
60 "they have the dong"-noah 2015
61 "I can still play with my other hand, I'm just one hand short" ~DJ 2015
62 "Lamb are you telling me to do Banana more?" ~Kalbintion 2015
63 "I need to fix my peepee!" ~Naynay, 2017
64 "Let the crime rate begin."
65 "Stop riding the chicken" ~Kal, 2019, Pixelmon
66 "Winners do drugs, kids" — What Yuriy inferred from what Kal implied
67 "Drugs just make it easier." — Kal 2019
69 So basically the higher your mass, the drunker you have to be to be of age to be safe with the stuffed animal...? ~TeflonSoul
70 "That looked like a pathway, it's not my fault." — Tait (spell?)
71 "I don't think mine's that big but I'm watching on a big screen." ~Lamb